The World's Best Dirty Limericks

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Much legal writing, especially the writing of contracts, is devoted to stripping language of ambiguity, uncertainty.

In total he wrote or edited more than 500 books over the course of a career than spanned the better half of a century. These days, unlike the days of my youth, you very seldom find a men’s room stall darkly scribbled with lubricious verses.The concluding injunction may be parenthetical, but it is doubly emphatic, both italicized and exclamation pointed. It’s also to traffic in a language of ambivalence more emotionally authentic—truer to one’s own forever irreconcilably mixed outlook on life—than any simpler utterance. It turns out there are moments when wordplay, taking on a structural element, does hold things together. And of course such attempts to craft a language free of ambiguity, rendering a contract’s terms incontestable and inescapable, and hence immune to all vagaries of interpretation and intervention, are invariably doomed; even the most straightforward words, set out in the most straightforward fashion, engender mist and smoke, shadings and concealments.

HOT AND BOTHERED - Get dirty with this comedy book of rhymes and limericks that are definitely NSFW, with this hilarious inappropriate children's book for adults! The majority of pages are undamaged with some creasing or tearing, and pencil underlining of text, but this is minimal.Furthermore, he accompanies each and every limerick in the collection with a paragraph or two of commentary. Until quite recently, few of these verses had ever appeared in print for public consumption, although many had been privately printed and circulated from time to time. It seems the ailing dog, in all its debility, continues to own its responsibilities; it still aims to safeguard the household. The attorney’s aim is to arrange a desired result (as defined by his client, however undesirable societally) in the face of every conceivable contingency.

In Sidney, too, we find a cry for simplicity housed within an elaborate construction: an exactly rhymed sonnet in iambic hexameter.The cover may have some limited signs of wear but the pages are clean, intact and the spine remains undamaged.

This definitive collection of the world’s rudest, lewdest limericks will perhaps finally bestow respectability upon stanzas long venerated in oral tradition. But rather than alluding to the conjugal act with clever innuendo, these dull and dirty limericks display zero sense of subtlety. No missing or damaged pages, no creases or tears, no underlining or highlighting of text, and no writing in the margins. Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy. I have written my own fair share of shameless limericks (see below), but I include them among a broad spectrum of topics, rather than make it the focal point of my creative energy.What perhaps most sharply separates the poet from the lawyer is an embrace of, rather than a frequent struggle against, linguistic squishiness. We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. The King of Limericks is committed to the democratization of philosophy and spirituality, and to the idea that limericks can deliver something far more enriching than just dirty-minded double entendre.