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Gee I wish I could poop” Poop: The kind of poop where you want to poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times. Calling all young jesters! Step into the world of delightful silliness with our kid-friendly poop jokes that will have children of all ages giggling and grinning from ear to ear.
Replied the other, “Hey, it’s good to be regular. What’s the problem?” Admitted the first, “I wake up at 9 a.m.” Why did the toilet break up with the tissue?It felt like they were getting flushed away emotionally!When you've washed your hands of these, why not take a sniff at our silly fart jokes! Bursting for more jokes? Have a giggle at poop jokes, smelly jokes or even have a go on our legendary joke generator! Friend: Once I get in there, I’ll go to the bathroom, poop out the rope and sneak it to you. Then you tie the rope into one of those lassos you know how to make. Next time we’re in the yard, we find something the rope can catch on over the fence, we toss the lasso, pull it tight, then climb to freedom!
But I think finding a toilet when you’re having diarrhea is better. 24. Did you know that when you say the word “poop”, your mouth does the same motion as your bum hole?
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The old man answered, “No, it works fine. I am just here to tell you the public toilet is actually 52 steps away.”
What did the patient say when he got admitted to the hospital for pooping too much? "I don't want to die-rrhoea."
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Get equipped to dive into a hilarious world of potty humor as we present a collection of witty poop jokes and puns that will have you admiring the craft of comedy.