YA MUM and Other Stories from the Backstreets of Britain

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Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: "Concentrate." Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama. Yo mama is so bad at reading directions, when the sign said “Disneyland left”, she turned around and went home. Jeffries, Stuart (2006-06-12). "The mother of all insults". The Guardian. London . Retrieved 2006-12-06. Yo Mama’ jokes are some of the most iconic jokes told throughout history. Oftentimes these jokes have been told with a crass undertone or molded to offend other races, genders, or class types. Even though most people remember these jokes are being harsh and mean, doesn’t mean they have to be told this way. In fact, yo mama jokes can be funny without being mean at all! The yo mama jokes in the list below have been cleaned up and refined to give any reader a good, honest laugh. Either use them as a cute Mother’s Day joke or as a way to start out a night laughing with friends.

William Shakespeare used such a device more than once. In Titus Andronicus, [5] Aaron taunts his lover's sons:Well, according to a 2017 study from the Medical University of Vienna, it might mean that you're intelligent. That's right, enjoying humor that's dark, offensive, and really, really rude—like every yo mama joke ever written—could indicate a higher-than-usual IQ. That is, as long as it's clearly meant as a joke, and you never try to make a convincing case to a pal about why his mama is so ugly. There's a big difference between being funny and being a jerk. Here are 109 funny yo mama jokes, sorted by every category you could possibly want. Share them at your own risk. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her. Yo Mama: Definition, Meaning, and Origin". US Dictionary. 11 October 2023 . Retrieved 25 October 2023. Yo mama is so silly, when you told her to make up her mind, she went to the bathroom and put eyeshadow on her forehead. Deron, Bernadette (2018-08-02). "This 3,500 Year Old Tablet Has History's First 'Yo Mama' Joke". All That's Interesting . Retrieved 2022-12-15.

Yo mama is so silly, when the weatherman said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl and spoon to eat it up. Millicent R. Ayoub and Sephen A. Barnett (October–December 1965). "Ritualized Verbal Insult in White High School Culture". The Journal of American Folklore. American Folklore Society. 78 (310): 337–344. doi: 10.2307/538441. JSTOR 538441. Yo momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought putting two quarters in her ears meant she was listening to 50 Cent. Copeland, Jamili. "Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes in Movies | Articles on WatchMojo.com". WatchMojo . Retrieved 25 October 2023.

Ayoub, Millicent R.; Barnett, Stephen A. (October 1965). "Ritualized Verbal Insult in White High School Culture". The Journal of American Folklore. 78 (310): 337. doi: 10.2307/538441. ISSN 0021-8715.

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Rabbi Eliezer (c. 100 CE) was said [6] to have interrupted a man reading aloud the opening words of the then-banned and still-troubling Ezekiel 23 ("Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations") Yo mama is so nice, when her cellphone goes off in a movie theater, they pause the movie so she can answer. Yo mama is so nice, people buy bracelets that read “WWYMD” (what would yo mama do) instead of “WWJD” (what would Jesus do).