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Would you rather have all your teeth fall out and be replaced by the teeth of a Neanderthal man or woman or have all your hair fall out and be replaced by the wire from a Brillo pad?

Admittedly he is a dreadful man with dreadful opinions, but this isn’t what informs my attitude towards the world’s only known lookalike of that McVitie’s mascot that promised ‘I Won’t Let The Munchers Steal YOUR Jaffa Cakes! Would you rather have the ability to produce honey from your stomach or be able to make a pearl in your gallbladder/kidney every ten years? If you could have all your teeth replaced by psychic orbs that could tell you all future events by telepathy but would scream it a high-pitched volume every time you opened your mouth, would you go ahead with the teeth replacement operation? Would you rather your anus was replaced by a cat’s anus, or your public hair was replaced by a cat’s whiskers? You can find the story of both of my encounters with television’s most celebrated pink and white puppet cat here.If you could own and live in any building in the world – they would give it to you – where would you choose to live? If you could take one item from any museum or art gallery – and you’re allowed to take it home with you – in the world, what would you take?

People are going to get mightily fed up with stuff suddenly disappearing and being expected to pay for it twice. If you had to choose between killing all of the Eggheads and all of the Chasers on The Chase , which group of quiz nerds would die?Artificial Intelligence: What would happen if the world’s last packet of crisps fell into an active volcano? John Robins: Excluding family members, would you rather live with everyone you ever slept with, or sleep with everyone you’ve ever lived with? Would you rather have a mirror in which you can see all your dead relatives and friends but not be able to talk to them but see them sadly waiting or would you like a voucher for 2-for-1 pizzas at Pizza Express, Monday through Thursday? Smith is one of Leon Garfield’s many gripping yet unremittingly bleak children’s novels set amongst a soot-caked world of child labour and brutal crime; these novels provoke – it’s fair to say – mixed feelings amongst those who read them or watched television adaptations of them, and you can hear Joanne Sheppard discussing those exact mixed feelings in Looks Unfamiliar here.