People of Walmart: State of Emergency: A Parody

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I know the pain she must feel. I once left my fly down for an entire day at school and no one said anything, even after all the tissues I put down there started falling out. I was stuffing it for medical reasons, not to show off! Jeez. I’m better than that.

In addition to avoiding the ordinary, the trio refuse to post photos of people who are disabled or working Walmart employees. [2]Let those toes breathe, girl! You need to show off that pedicure! I’m guessing these were the wrong size and someone improvised, but I’d also like to think these are brand new shoes found in the store and they “fixed” the issue they had with them before purchasing the shoes. via People of Walmart I wonder if he’s housebroken or if they needed to clean up a few aisles after this couple walked through. a b c d Suddath, Claire (August 31, 2009). "That Viral Thing: People of Walmart". Time. time.com. Archived from the original on September 4, 2009 . Retrieved September 5, 2009. Tell the world how you feel with your clothing. This person feels patriotic as hell. This is exactly what the founding fathers wanted from us. They said if you drop the flag, you have to burn it out of respect. And if you have extra flag… make it into a body suit. via People of Walmart This person is in the electronics and video game aisle because he loves playing games. With your head! He loves walking right behind you. Amazingly, someone saw Large Slenderman and snapped a photo. I assume the person who took this photo is now dead. Unless they walked at a normal pace to getaway. Then, they probably made it safely out of the store without incident. via People of Walmart

The goat looks like it’s whispering to this woman what she missed from her shopping list. Even if the goat is helping you shop, maybe get a leash instead of a BabyBjörn. Otherwise, people are going to think you had a baby with a goat. It might be impossible, sure. But people will think it. Mayerowitz, Scott (September 3, 2009). "People of Walmart Pokes Fun at Shoppers, but Will it Hurt Sales?". ABC News. abcnews.go.com. Archived from the original on September 6, 2009 . Retrieved September 5, 2009. If a friend asked what three things I’d want on a deserted island, I would say “doughnuts, pizza, and my doughnut-and-pizza-themed clothes.” For me, wearing clothes with my favorite food on them is redundant. People can see my tired eyes, my gut, and my big beard. They know I’m a pizza lover already. via People of WalmartI’m mostly surprised we arrived at this photo before we saw anyone fully barefoot in the store. I think people know better. No shirt, no shoes, no service. But what about half a shoe and half a shirt. That’s pretty common at Walmart. Three Ring Blogs FAQ's". http://threeringblogs.com. May 2, 2011. Archived from the original on October 6, 2011 . Retrieved October 4, 2011. {{ cite news}}: External link in |publisher= ( help)